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Then there is Creativity.
Monday, 4 May, 2026. Permalink
Reality, the Movie.
Scene 1.
Young man in skirt living at home with step parents has to go to market one day and buy an AI bot, preferably one with shiny head, or shiny friend. Buys bot, goes home. Step parents are like “that’ll do, did you get any change?”, “No” says boy, goes to bed. Next day goes off and saves old man being attacked by local peasants. “Thanks” says the old man, “did you know your father is evil and wears a plastic helmet?” says old man, “No”, says skirtless boy, “well, its true” says old man, “By the way your parents are dead, do you want to come with me and I’ll show you my puppies”, Boy goes home with old man and learns the “Way of the World”.
Scene 2.
Galaxy rocked by rise of new Imperial occult movement, headed by plastic helmeted “Dart” man, demands Galaxy is ‘disgracefully managed’ and insists ‘something needs to be done’. Large ‘Dart’ moon is built, is this the third or fifth one, possibly the first, or second, no-one really knows. ‘Dart’ moon is stuffed with recidivists with no canteen or dental benefits and strictly enforced zero hours contracts. ‘Dart’ moon insurgency follows and everyone is executed, ‘Dart’ moon re-populated with more ‘sympathetic’ dart-worker workforce. Dart moon goes off to destroy a planet because princess Hollywood refuses to give location of secretive underground camel army, led by famed insurgent, Hand Polo, princess Hollywood is forced to watch as her home planet is blown up by dubious scaled laser beam that magically blasts out of a fairly small gun, but arrives at the planet as monstrously and continentally large and instantly vapourises everyone and everything on it, instantly. Princess Vodka goes off somewhere to consider her position, and wonders why she didn’t just lie to buy some time!
Scene 3.
Old man on spaceship trains young boy in how to defend oneself against laser armed flying Rubics cube, and other old men. Large dog enters left, says something no-one can fathom, entire spaceship goes hurtling toward some other battle, somewhere, probably to rescue errant princess. Shiny helmeted Space droid remembers it was supposed to give a 3D presentation of princesses plight much earlier in the film so does it there and then, in scene 6! Young boy remembers something fascinating about princess “Is that my sister?”, “No, its your mothers second aunts grandmother”. “Well, wheres my dad then” says boy. “Yeah, about that” says everybody else.
Scene 4, The last but one newest penultimate Hope.
Dissident Galaxy Army in very small alphabetically arranged space brigade sets out on perilous mission to destroy ‘Dart Star’ in a, with the benefit of hindsight, final effort to end it once and for all attack. “May the force be with you” whispers memory of old man in young boys head, or imagination. “Don’t worry, we’re all behind you” says remainder of alphabetical ethically distant hero squad. “Dart” villain finally appears on mathematically arranged defense battalion, dials trajectory into ships navigation computer that bizarrely isn’t yet actually automated and manually chases after young boy, heroic last second intervention by Hand Polo sends “Dart” villain off somewhere and young boy uses force to send a very small flying hand grenade down recycling chute, entire “Dart Moon” blows up.
Scene 6, or possibly 19.
Heroic last stand of Galactic paratrooper resistance squad, including dog, commemorated at fairly small ceremony variously attended by assorted civil dignitories and members of the emergency services, first responders and so forth.
